I'm on chapter 8 of 13 in my first novel. It's so awesome, you guys... I can't wait to read it, personally. I hope to have it done and out by the end of the year. With all I've been writing lately, it might only be a month or two before the first draft is done. It's seriously one of the best books I've ever written. I mean the shit out of that statement. Believe that.

I've been in sc2 beta for about a month. SORRRYYYYYY

 Blizzard just released the map editor..! Custom maps won't be playable until a future patch, but hello00oo

SC2 won't let me log in, but the editor works, so I'm gonna go ahead and create one of the first ever starcraft 2 evolves madness's, because evolves was always my favorite type of UMS in old school sc1. Stay tuned for details and downloads

All I can really say is wtf at these reboots. Come on Hollywood, get your shit together.

 

One of my reporters (fictional) just sent word from the set of the sequal to one of the hottest all time box office selling movies. That's right, yet again, you heard it here first at dorkass.net...

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My ads have been down for like 6 months or so because I accidentally threw away what I thought was a random postcard from google. Turns out there was a code on the postcard that I needed to have entered into google adsense to get rid of the stupid public service ads. Also it takes 3 weeks to send another one. The good side is that I don't really get any traffic at all anyway, so I'm not really missing out on anything. Three cheers for dorkass :'(