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Uh oh, novel progress

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 08:50:46 -0500

I'm on chapter 8 of 13 in my first novel. It's so awesome, you guys... I can't wait to read it, personally. I hope to have it done and out by the end of the year. With all I've bee...

starcraft 2 beta - custom map editor released

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 04:12:41 -0500

I've been in sc2 beta for about a month. SORRRYYYYYY

Blizzard just released the map editor..! Custom maps won't be playable until a future patch,...

Nightmare on Elmo Street

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 19:55:54 -0500

All I can really say is wtf at these reboots. Come on Hollywood, get your shit together.

http://danielswilliams.net/blog/category/dorkass-comic-script-developmen...

Final Fantasy xiii (13 in english numbers)

Sat, 17 Apr 2010 03:07:59 -0500

So you've heard it's linear. It is. Everything about this game is 100% linear. Not always a bad thing, I guess, but holy shit at least make it fun. I guess I'm just not able to apprecia...

epic fantasy rpg

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 00:40:32 -0500

I'm developing a browser RPG, it's so sick-tight-awesome-rad it'll make you poop your brothers pants. You can follow the development at http://beta.heroesofnewerth.com/H829BYwa3z/facebook.php , to get a...

August 13th

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 01:07:23 -0500

It's my birthday, woot. I'm going to go ahead and invite all of you, way ahead of time, to my birthday party next year. The time: August 13th 2010 6pm-???, baby, the place: The moon. We gonn...

First Novel

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 02:54:20 -0500

zomg still working hard on that first novel... I'm pushing for a, uh, as soon as possible-ish release. It's going pretty well, for those of you who were interested in a follow up ...

Article Title

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:10:12 -0500

Layouts done, added a bunch of shit to the photoshop section, still workin on the idea of continuing with this site.. working on my first novel, etc

Sharks are excellent swimmers

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:40:14 -0500

Sharks win the gold medal for swimming in the ocean...

Wolverine Dynamite

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:28:06 -0500

Sometimes I have contests with myself to see who can reach a new level of lame.... I usually always win.... :(

Rob n B-man

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:27:20 -0500

nuff said

Monkey Haircut

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:26:54 -0500

This monkey is adorable.. But I don't need to tell you that...

Gangs are tough in Mexico

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:25:48 -0500

No idea, really... this was originally a picture of people running with the bulls

WTF pirate

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:42:00 -0500

I found this picture at random and found myself wondering WTF this woman was doing to those birds... So I thought I'd tell the story ( she's cocking the pigeon and getting ready to fire anot...

Hippo Girl

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:30:03 -0500

I think this one speaks for itself... Actually I wanted some practice restoring color to a black and white photo and this is how it turned out...

Gladiator Mouse

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:23:28 -0500

Again, I found a picture of an adorable kitten and had to make fun of it.. Also mice are awesome, and Im pretty sure if they had just a little confidence they could dominate cats, who, let's be h...

African prison aint no joke

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:22:09 -0500

For real, it's hard times up in that stoney lonesome

Gamer Cat

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:19:47 -0500

I found a picture of this cat and wanted to do somethin with it... That's about the extent of the story...

never too early to drive like an ahole

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:18:15 -0500

Believe it or not, this is actually two images meshed together, no one actually took a picture of their kid driving a big wheel and flipping the bird.

The Real Captain America

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 22:16:25 -0500

I love the ultimates, and the ultimate universe. Just had to say that, this is more a tribute than anything, I just really *wanted* to include the ultimates some how, and this is the first thing that ...

new layout woopee

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:09:34 -0500

in a very uncharacteristic display, due to being super tired, i'm releasing the new layout in it's working progress, i'll continue to update it live as i work on the banner art and fini...

redoing layout

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 09:05:13 -0500

redoing the layout, gonna be sweet. too tired to finish, stay tuned..

Just another regular update

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:05:33 -0500

So here I am, updating as usual, like I do every other day or so... I'm working again, here's a preview: http://...

people who sit in the disability seat while i'm standing on my crutches

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:02:23 -0500

http://www.peoplewhositinthedisabilityseatswhenimstandingonmyc...

The future of my comics

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:11:11 -0500

I kinda suck at keeping up with a weekly web-comic about nothing, so I decided to turn my attention more to my roots, writing short-run series'. I've got several ideas in the work...

Vince with SLAPCHOP

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 06:20:36 -0500

All right, I've got a bit of a confession and a warning. I've wanted a Slap Chop (tm whatever) since the first time I saw the infomercial... It was 3am and I happened to check my ...

Watchmen

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 22:39:32 -0500

All right, so I saw Watchmen on friday. Few points, the acting was great, the casting couldn't have been better, and the screenplay/directing were excellent. The movie was probably as good as it ...

Watchmen friday

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 01:13:21 -0600

ohhh my goodddd it's almost Watchmen time... 30 years in the making... I know it totally cheapens the whole experience, but holy shit this movie is gonna be amazing... For all you lame...

Interesting Ideas coming out of Betty Crocker..

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:17:17 -0600

So I was at the store doing my usual per-meal shopping, and I came across some old favorites with a new twist...

crapsites.com. It's just a site where you can post short reviews about other...

Frying Man!

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:51:21 -0600

Demon sketch

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 16:16:31 -0600

I was gonna go all out and make him all pestilated and stuff, but I accidentally ended up with this.. And I liked it. So I saved it. And now I'm sharing it.

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Devil sketch got some color

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 09:03:27 -0600

Been drawin a lot lately. I'm tryin to get my technique down so I can start getting some of these projects i've been pokin around with off the ground..

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A concept for a project I'm working on

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:23:24 -0600

I'm trying to start up a collaboration with an old friend, hopefully a limited-series comic with digital distribution... Here's one of the sketches I've been workin on... &l...

Comic Updates

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:29:22 -0600

dunno, first time with new techniques... Overall I'm ...okay with it. It's a start. This style saves me a lot of time, so I'm looking forward to working with it a lot more.. Should get ...

New comic

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 22:25:56 -0600

I'll be going in a slightly weird direction, I'm plannin on hopefully doin up a few issue-length comics, sortof a mini-series... I'll probably release the pages as webcomic updates, the...

Photoshop CS4 + vista lag SOLVED

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:06:40 -0600

So my computer is a beast. I won't post specs because I'm sure many of you have better computers than me at this point in time, but to me it's quite powerful... 9800 GTX black edition, ...

I know its very lame

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:04:50 -0600

I do realize it's very lame, and also quite late in the game to be making a brokeback parody, but I just got on twitter 3 days ago, so on MY end it's fresh. I couldn't not do it. I apol...

Towtrucks are on my shitlist

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:13:09 -0600

My car got towed last night from right outside my apartment.. $200 to get it back. Don't ever park in handicapped spots, even if the paint is completely faded and there's no sign at eye leve...

Go twit yourself

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 05:54:10 -0600

Uh oh, dorkass just plunged into a whole world of tweet... The social networking project begins, TWIT OR TWEET!! I wanna get twit you and twit some tweet twitter. Uh oh, I just twit a tweet all over m...

Dawn of War: Soulstorm on Steam for $7.50

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:44:58 -0600

For those of you who are fans of Warhammer and Warhammer 40k, right now Steam is offering Dawn of War: Soulstorm (stand-alone) for only $7.50 with instant download on Steam, when you ord...

Some new t-shirt designs

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:22:01 -0600

Why you should shop at Costco

Adobe Photoshop CS4

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:12:38 -0600

Yo I just wanted to post here in case any search engines happen to have wandering helpless folks like myself who maybe just got Adobe Photoshop CS4... I just got the whole CS4 suite. It...

I was going through my old files earlier...

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:46:03 -0600

I haven't updated in a while, I've been working on my new site, which launches hopefully later tonight or tomorow, dorkassapparel.net. I was going through my old files and found a gem I wrot...

Javascript Onclick handlers and option tags in Internet Explorer

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:42:56 -0600

This is a little post for all the nerds out there like myself who may be into web development... I just spent a few hours pulling my hair out (not literally, but pretty damn close) trying t...

Resell your MP3's?!?!

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:37:17 -0600

http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10120391-93.htm apparently the worlds greatest business model has jus...

enough is enough!

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:49:05 -0600

Heroes season three has crept up onto me and under my skin. Everyone else has been trashing heroes for a while now, I'm sure. I haven't really looked for it, I've been supressing it act...

Heroes Season 3

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:25:02 -0600

***SPOILER ALERT*** I'll probably be bashing most of the key plot(?) points here, to save you the time and frustration I went through. So I've been watching Heroes loyally every monday wi...

thanksgiving comic

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 08:34:38 -0600

Thanksgiving comic released, woo ha. Still debugging my scripts and stuff, stay tuned for more content next week after i get my automation rolling out right.

uh oh he included the word updates in his news title again

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:44:57 -0600

So I've just finished setting up all the automated stuff for the current features of the site that I have available, now I'm bored. I'll probably start overhauling the forum in a couple...

comic scripting and latest PSP releases

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:24:21 -0600

Yo don't be alarmed if you happen to be looking at my site right now and the comics section is acting goofy. I'll be importing my newly working comic script over the next hour or so... Also ...

wrote a review for max payne...

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:33:33 -0600

You can see it at http://dorkass.net/reviews/movies/movies.php?a=34 I'm still coding the review section...as well as overhaul...

MAX PAYNE 2008

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:13:51 -0600

So who's seen this MAX PAYNE movie? Well, I have. I must say, it inspired me to come and immediately write this review. So here we go... So Donal Logue was in it, I was glad to see they pulled ...

The hottest new band

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:54:01 -0600

It's the hottest new band... SHIT IN A BOX!

Updates and stuff

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:24:21 -0600

So I think I got the comic script almost working how I want. I'm right now just using a modded version of a news script, but I'll be developing my own comic update script some time in the ho...

First comic, yay for life..

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:44:46 -0600

Yo, I just posted the first comic. Isn't that exciting.. I'm hoping to have my style down over the next month or so, I'm pretty rusty on cartoony stuff. I'll fix up the comic sec...

Updating and stuff

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:38:39 -0600

Yo, what's up faithful audience (of nobody) I've been spending a lot of time trying to get my back end set up and stuff (not my ass, the admin section of my site, dumbass..) , so you haven&#...

bring the pain mr mccain

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 02:17:59 -0600

There's not much I can say about this one really... I just thought it was funny. The presidential elects are easy targets right now... It's circumstancial, you won't be seeing much mor...

how america got her groove back

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 01:43:36 -0600

I'm super pumped that obama is president... These are some exciting times. It's going to be interesting to see how this all pans out...

teehee

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:12:59 -0600

dude I'm excited, I just wanted to post here real quick that I just bought the domain movie-weiner-or-winner.com ...any fans of home movies will know what this is... i can't believe this dom...

Frew... updates

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:25:17 -0600

Well, i'm still mostly working on the functionality of the site... i've just gotten the latest updates and photoshop gallery all how i wanted them...i'll probably work on getting the co...

BARACK IS THE NEW PRESIDENT!

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 03:09:03 -0600

That...

New Stuff

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 06:20:31 -0600

I just added the about and faq pages. Read them or gtfo.