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The next morning, Little Billy Brokedick was the first to arrive to school. Little Billy Brokedick was a goody goody, and always made it to school three hours early, just to be safe. Little Billy Brokedick saw the giant marshmallow space ship, and immediately formulated a plan! He immediately set to work.
Little Billy Brokedick made bricks out of the marshmallow, and licked them then stuck them together to form a fort, and he would only let other kids in who agreed to be his friend!
Slowly the other school children began to arrive, and formed a line around the fort. Little Billy Brokedick could not have been more excited. He was making all sorts of new friends, but there was only so much room in the fort, but that didn’t stop Little Billy Brokedick. He just made more bricks, and expanded on the fort.
Little Billy Brokedick made so many friends that morning, and the marshmallow fort grew and grew! Little Billy Brokedick had gone through the whole line of children, inviting each of them to be his friend; all except for one. Minerva Stankydank. She had blonde hair pulled in to four pig tails that were all crusted with boogers. She had freckles, and glasses, and braces, which were also caked with boogers. She wore over-alls with spaghetti stains, and shoes that had booger stains. But Little Billy Brokedick knew what it was like not to have any friends, so he invited Minerva Stankydank to join him in his fortress anyway.
But the fortress was out of room! But no matter, Little Billy Brokedick wouldn’t give up! He made more and more bricks until the marshmallow space ship was completely used up, and all that was left was the bloody carcass of the dead alien, which Little Billy Brokedick just covered with dirt and pine needles, then went back to work on the fort.
When he went back inside, Little Billy Brokedick was disappointed to see all of his friends were leaving!
“Hey, where are you going? You said you were going to be my friend!”
Lacy Cheddarwhistle bumped into Little Billy Brokedick on her way out, and said “We’re not going to be friends because you invited her!” She made a mean face and pointed at Minerva Stankydank, then stuck her tongue out and pointed down her throat, the universal symbol for fellatio.
“Fine. You weren’t ever really a friend if you’re not going to be nice to my other friends!” Said Little Billy Brokedick, then he picked up a loose marshmallow brick and clubbed Lacy Cheddarwhistle in the back of the head, dropping her dead on the spot. But Little Billy Brokedick didn’t panic. He just dragged her body outside and then began sealing the doorway with the rest of the bricks. He got all the way finished before he turned around and realized he wasn’t alone. Little Billy Brokedick was startled! Minerva Stankydank stood there with her hands behind her back, winking at Little Billy Brokedick.
“Minerva Stankydank? You still want to be my friend? :p And what’s wrong with your eye?”
“Oh, Little Billy Brokedick,” she said, “I just have a booger stuck to my eyelashes!”
“Hehe! Let me help you with that!” said Little Billy Brokedick, then he walked over to take a look.
When he got close, he realized, there was no booger at all!
“Oh, Little Billy Brokedick, there was never a booger in my eye, I was really winking at you, silly! I planned all of this just to get you alone in here. I put a boom box on my roof every night with a recording of me yelling that there were plenty of marshmallows here and that we’d share them with aliens! I just knew one day that you’d make this marshmallow fort for us, and we could finally be together! J”
Little Billy Brokedick frowned. He did not like being manipulated. But he realized there was little he could do about it now. He didn’t want to be trapped in a marshmallow fortress with a rotting booger-covered corpse.
“Now come here, Little Billy Brokedick, let me show you how I practiced being a girlfriend! ;)~3”
And they all lived happily ever after,8=D, until they ran out of oxygen.
The End.
And the moral of the story; the smart, clean, pretty girls might be cool to have around, for show, but when it really comes down to it, the ugly booger-covered girls are FREAKS when you get them alone in a marshmallow fort. And also don’t do drugs or you might start writing weird ass stories. I don’t do drugs, so you could imagine the fd up $ you might come up with..
#8==iD~oO0Oo;…