crhyme

I wrote this in 2005 while waiting for my girlfriend to get home from somewhere

I stayed up too late,
can't exfoliate
gonna go upstairs and masterbate
on a plate
sa - tur - ate
make your mom regurgitate,
test my fate,
lower my rate..
I can't wait
to find a mate
set some bait,
trap her in a crate,
stab her ass like Sharon Tate.
That was great,
better than exercisin with pil - ates
coulda just not ate..
cuz I'm gettin fāt -
feel about 2 weeks late
need to take a big shāt,
hope that toilet don't retaliate..
that would suck. The end.
ps. copyright 2005